DBMBM = Don't blame me, blame Microsoft.
WAGF? = What's a girlfriend?
FWAPAASEWGSUTW = Forwarding with all previous addresses attached so everyone will get spam up the wazoo
FTU-WCT! = Forget the upgrades! WarCraft tournament!!
MMBY?= My mom's basement, you?
DPPK = Dumbass! Picard *pwns* Kirk!
I-$B! = I just hacked your bank account, beeyotch!!
WDNTSA = We didn't need that server anyway
D! = Dude!
BRB:BRB = Be right back; I'm baking rye bread
HTAKB! = Hotter than a Klingon babe!
WDISG@7? = Why didn't I sell Google at 700?
OH-CRAPP = Overwritten harddrive! Clicked rashly on attached porno pic.
HCR12 = Hot Cisco rep, 12 o'clock!
LOLSHISM = Laughed out loud so hard I shat myself
SSTMBNOMCUMSOF = Snickering silently to myself because none of my coworkers understands my sense of humor
NSA@@ = The government is watching.
LPSM = Let's play Strip Minesweeper
SBSFWWLG = So bored, I'm starting a flame war with Linux geeks.
TWHIH = Tonight, we hack in hell!
PWAD = Padme WAS Amidala, dork!
