6 posts from November 2007

November 26th Null Set Radio Show

Will insert a link here in just a minute. Here's the link...
http://www.sendspace.com/file/hr2ipq

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Message Left on Whiteboard In the Office

It's not my job to figure out why...
    ...it's my job to figure out how.

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Lawyer Joke

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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Meditation Thoughts

Every culture in the world has its own perspective of G-d, of the Truth.
When we empty ourselves of all our biases, prejudices, and preconceived notions of the world, we feel no pain.
We are one with the truth.

Having royally messed up my foot my office has become my new home away from home. The kids at the meditation group began wondering where I was and one of our members sent out the above. Everything else is going well and if all goes well I should be able to return to that wonderful group.


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Cheesy Joke

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort
to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front
of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering
on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in
return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three
suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first
one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together
in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and
says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says,
"How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How
about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse,
is the Chihuahua .

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever
and the Lab and says.




(OK this is really good)





"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
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Halloween Come and Gone

Survived Halloween with a twisted ankle and now a lovely elastic brace. Made some pots and moving on with life. When my head gets straightened out I'll write something coherent for now I just needed to jot down something.

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