Three
handsome male dogs are walking down the street
when
they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in
an effort
to
be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in
front
of
her at the same time.
The males are speechless
before her beauty, slobbering
on
themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in
return.
Aware
of her charms and her obvious effect on the three
suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first
one
who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together
in
an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with
me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up
quickly and
says,
"I love liver and cheese."
"Oh,
how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination
or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the
tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says,
"How
well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese,"
blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My,
my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's
just
as
dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to
the last of the three dogs and says, "How
about
you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in
stature but big in fame and finesse,
is
the Chihuahua .
He
gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden
Retriever
and
the Lab and says.
(OK
this is really good)
