rocketboyt28’s blog

DBMBM = Don't blame me, blame Microsoft.
 
WAGF? = What's a girlfriend?
 
FWAPAASEWGSUTW = Forwarding with all previous addresses attached so everyone will get spam up the wazoo
 
FTU-WCT! = Forget the upgrades! WarCraft tournament!!
 
MMBY?= My mom's basement, you?
 
DPPK = Dumbass! Picard *pwns* Kirk!
 
I-$B! = I just hacked your bank account, beeyotch!!
 
WDNTSA = We didn't need that server anyway
 
D! = Dude!
 
BRB:BRB = Be right back; I'm baking rye bread
 
HTAKB! = Hotter than a Klingon babe!
 
WDISG@7? = Why didn't I sell Google at 700?
 
OH-CRAPP = Overwritten harddrive! Clicked rashly on attached porno pic.
 
HCR12 = Hot Cisco rep, 12 o'clock!
 
LOLSHISM = Laughed out loud so hard I shat myself
 
SSTMBNOMCUMSOF = Snickering silently to myself because none of my coworkers understands my sense of humor
 
NSA@@ = The government is watching.
 
LPSM = Let's play Strip Minesweeper
 
SBSFWWLG = So bored, I'm starting a flame war with Linux geeks.
 
TWHIH = Tonight, we hack in hell!
 
PWAD = Padme WAS Amidala, dork!

So my brother has entered the wonderful of blogs... I wish him the best of luck. Hopefully he's a little bitter at posts compared to his slacker brother. Here's to a new year and happy blogging, http://www.paulgellman.net

Will insert a link here in just a minute. Here's the link...
http://www.sendspace.com/file/hr2ipq

It's not my job to figure out why...
    ...it's my job to figure out how.

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

Every culture in the world has its own perspective of G-d, of the Truth.
When we empty ourselves of all our biases, prejudices, and preconceived notions of the world, we feel no pain.
We are one with the truth.

Having royally messed up my foot my office has become my new home away from home. The kids at the meditation group began wondering where I was and one of our members sent out the above. Everything else is going well and if all goes well I should be able to return to that wonderful group.